Put Mick Jagger In the Senior Olympics
Scorcese and Jagger
The Rolling Stones/Scorcese docurockamentary is a must-see for anybody with an AARP card. Mick goes anerobic for an hour forty-five, non-stop chicken strutting and herky-jerking around the stage. Put a bag over his head, or give him a mask with his 20-year-old face and you’d think you were at a Stones concert from 1968. Put this guy in the Boston marathon or the Senior Olympics, don’t drug test him, and he’d win his age category in any speed sport. Keith Richards is creaky and sleepy, a typical dude in the retirement home, if you take away his electric guitar, eye make-up, the Johnny Depp pirate hair-do. Has the best in line in the flick, looks out at the crowd and says “nice to see you” (pause) “nice to see anybody”.
